Italian Style Asparagus

What You Need:

1 bunch of washed asparagus with the stalks snapped off

Minced garlic

Parmesan cheese

Extra virgin olive oil

Heat skillet to medium and coat with olive oil

Put a flat layer of asparagus in the pan. Make sure it's all touching the pan and not piling on top of each other

Add a teaspoon or two of minced garlic, and some lemon juice if you're feelin fancy

Saute until soft and a browned on the tips and edges

Sprinkle with parmesan cheese while still hot.

Buffalo Chicken Soup

What You Need:

1.5 lbs of shredded cooked chicken breast

2 cans cream of chicken soup

1 can cream of mushroom soup

1 soup cans full of milk

1-1 1/2 cup Franks Red Hot buffalo sauce, depending on how spicy you want it

Shredded cheddar cheese

Sour cream

Combine all of the above ingredients in a soup pan and cook that shit til it's hot.

Add some garlic powder, salt and pepper and a little ranch or blue cheese dressing if you like.

Whatever turns you on.