Listen to this: wrecking ball

Have you guys heard this new song by Miley Cyrus called "wrecking ball"?

I know, I know, the video is all over everywhere, because shes naked and riding around on a wrecking ball, and she also makes out with a sledge hammer, and the entire video makes me feel weird and uncomfortable, but STILL. Have you actually listened to the song?

If you haven't, you need to.

Say what you want about the twerking and the tongue sticking out and the hammer licking naked wrecking ball riding, the bitch has talent.

I know we all feel weird looking at her as a highly sexual adult, because we met her when she was like 10 and her name was Hannah Montana, BUT to put it in perspective for you, nobody acted this way when Madonna pulled the shit she pulled in videos and on stage, because she burst onto the scene at the ripe old age of 17.

Perspective.

Now you have it.

Anyway, this song kicks ass. It's emotional, it's charged, it's real and raw and so very relevant in my life.

Check it.
But don't watch it at work, dumbo. She's legitimately naked in like....90% of it.