10 Things I Didn't Know Til Now

1. Philosophist is not a word. Seriously.

2. I really love Ryan Adams. 

Check it:

3. I am officially a part of the "girls are obsessed with shoes" stereotype. And I'm actually a little depressed about it. It's probably one of my most hated gender stereotypes of all.
But seriously, how pretty are these:

{They're a deep, beautiful Hunter green, but the picture doesn't shoe it very well}

4. Guys take longer to get over fights than girls do. I seriously had no idea, I always thought it was the other way around.
Nope.

5. People offer you cookies MORE OFTEN when they know you're trying to lose weight. Sabotaging fucks.

6. I've reached a point in my life, or an age in my life, whichever, where I can't just wash my face and go and still look decent. I have to wear makeup now or I look like Courtney Love after her 5th week in rehab for heroin and paint thinner addiction.
That's unsettling.

7. That Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter had become hot:

Sweet mother of God.

8. That throwing glowsticks in the tub and turning the lights off would get my kids to take a furking bath without throwing tantrums:


9. Target is selling vintage looking record players that have iPod docks and CD recording capability. Mind=blown.


10. That I would ever love someone as much as I love Bill Becker