Friday, April 13, 2012

The Friday Diary: Happy Luckiest Day Ever

Today is Friday the 13th!
For those of you who think this day is bad luck, I would just like to say: Calm the fuck down.
It's just a day, and everything is going to be fine. 
Besides, historically {in the history of my life anyway} this is always a very good day.
So I'm super stoked.

On that note, let's wrap this week up

Deeper Than the Holler by Randy Travis on Grooveshark
I randomly had this song stuck in my head the other day, and kept wandering around my office humming it until someone asked if I was humming Amazing Grace, which made me consider the idea that I suck at humming.

As of today, there are only 9 more sleeps until Italy.
Yes, I am starting to freak out a little, thanks for asking.


Overheard this week:
Me: I need more friends. There's just some stuff girls can only talk about with other girls.
Bill: You should have a candle party with some girls then!
Me: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds porny.
Bill: Well they have those too. Passion Parties!
Me: I'm not sure the best way to make friends is to be like "Hey you wanna be my best friend? Here, buy this bright pink dick first."
Bill: Ok, back to candle parties then.
Bill: You're very convincing.
Me: "It vibrates in five speeds! It comes in various colors! PUN INTENDED!"
Bill: NO! Back to candle parties!!
Me: And that's how Sarah got evicted for standing outside screaming about dicks as cars sped away from her house under a barrage off flying dildos.

They really frown on flying dildos in Chandler.
Stuck up pricks.


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Say hello to the next thing we're going to have to have a funeral for in the backyard because of my negligence:
His name is Mervin and he's amazing.
** Update: Mervin attempted suicide the other day. It was a close call, but after a good trimming, some excessive watering, being read Peter Pan and getting a stern pep talk I think he's out of the woods.

Look what came in the mail the other day?
Bill was so excited he sent me a picture of our plane and cruise tickets, about which I was so excited, I blogged it so you all could see it too.


Happy Friday the 13th!
Try not to piss off any black cats, or broken mirrors or....whatever.

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